Seriously?

Damn, Gusby... you were a little more open with some people about the gifts you handed to them at birth.

Some people, you told them flat out: When you're 3, you'll learn to golf and become one of the most highly paid, famous golfers in the world. But you have to fight racism in Pro Golf to do it.

Another person was told: You will write music that last centuries and is loved by millions. But you'll never hear half of it, because you'll be deaf when you write it.

A third, and this is my favorite, was given: You will dominate Guitar Hero 3 on Expert, becoming one of maybe four or five people in the world who can complete "Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce. But (and you really are a "but" guy, aren't you?) you'll absolutely never get laid, because you'll have to be the world's geekiest controller-modifier.

Seriously, Gusby, if you could just give me a little clue as to what my extraordinary ability is, some little snippet of information that'll set me on the path to greatness, I'd love it.

In the meantime, for those of you with more corporeal bodies who want to see what I'm talking about with the third example of Gusby's sense of humor... check this.