Sup Gusby. How ya been? Good, good. Tell the kids I said hi.
Hey, while I've got you on the line, could you consider making it so that the convicts, uncaught criminals, and drug users/dealers in my school don't kill me?
I'm one of two people in my class of 24 with a spouse.
I'm one of five people in my class without a felony conviction and/or drug rehab under my belt.
Most of these people, for all of their mistakes of the past and faults, seem like pretty decent guys. They're not currently on drugs, and they're keeping the criminal activity to a point where they're not getting busted. I am more than willing to be friendly acquaintences with these folks, as the conversations and stories I hear are just... wow.
Like the one from the guy who was doing his girlfriend during "that time", finished up and went to the bathroom... wiped some nasty off his sack onto his finger... and drew a moustache on his sleeping brother's upper lip. Wow.
There are more, which I may share at a later date... but for this one... Could you please not let them blow me up, burn me, maim me, run me over, or in any other fashion hurt me?
That'd be super.
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Um...I'd go with a "ditto" on this one.
ReplyDeleteGross on the mustache. Ew.
are you sure you didn't stumble into a work release program and not something meant for the general public? wear a cup. that's one protective measure you can take without looking too obvious.
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